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#Resist (Print)

£40.00
Based on a rather famous role that the late and lovely Carrie Fisher played, I did this image in support of the women who have and will stand up to Donald Trump. Sci-fi, politics and a beautiful print - what more could you want.Printed on canvas and stretched over a 20mm deep frame this 300mm x 300mm print can be framed or hung as it is.

2019 Mike&Scrabble Calendar

£9.99
I wasn't going to do a calendar this year until I asked my Mum what she wanted for Christmas and she asked for one - so I thought I'd do a limited edition version with my new 3D versions of Me, Scrabble, Boots (the cat) and Flush (the fish). It will feature all 12 months, each with its own page full of days (30 on some, 31 on others and one with a pesky 28). Printed in Brighton (at the end of my road) on high quality, writable paper and bound with a springy binder the calendar will be 220mm square...

All Dogs - Mike&Scrabble A6 Greeting Card

£2.99
A high-quality A6 greeting card featuring the adorable Scrabble and some friends on Brighton beach. Comes packed in a plastic sleeve with an envelope. Price excludes postage

Baby Pug - Mike&Scrabble A6 Greeting Card

£2.99
A high-quality A6 greeting card featuring the adorable baby pug image from Mike&Scrabble. Comes packed in a plastic sleeve with an envelope.   Price excludes postage

Bins of Brighton & Hove (Print)

£40.00
The main thing you see on the see front of my city are bins, this is a collection of some of my favourites Bins of Brighton&HovePhotographCanvas print 30cm x 30xm

Brexit Comic 123

£12.00
Issues 1,2 and 3 of The Brexit Comic Last year I crowdfunded a stupid idea. I wanted to make a comic of the cartoons I was drawing every day about Brexit, and the response was amazing.  Now, I'm very pleased to reveal The Brexit Comic featuring such intellectually elite comic strips as "Captain Brexit and Gimpboy", Dealin' Davis" and (my personal favourite) "General Jumbowski" "Corbyn's Hats" and "Farage's Garage" By placing an order here you will receive the next edition (currently issue II) 8 Pages (241x330) stitched  Printed on lovely glossy paper#FakeNews and #FakeJokesFree pull-out Poster inside! The money this comic...

Brexit Comic Badge

£2.00
A badge - for the Brexit Comic  

Brighton Gold Canvas (Print)

£70.00
This is the first print in a series called 'Brighton Gold' a surreal combination of some of the iconic attractions of Brighton (and Hove) presented on a golden background with a frame printed as part of the canvas. Available in two sizes (50cm x 50cm and 75cm x 75cm) and printed on a wrapped canvas 3.8cm deep, stretched over a wooden frame.    

Call-out Fee

£49.99
Meetings are always lovely, but when you sell your days in chunks of hours sometimes they become expensive. Last week I called an expert electrician to arrange for him to come and repair my doorbell, he let me know his expertise cost £50 for a call-out fee, so I decided to emulate him and charge a call-out fee for meetings. What you get for that is a couple of hours over a cup of coffee, where we’ll chat about you and your work, discuss the thing you want solving and postulate some ideas.

Certificate of Naturalisation (Print)

£8.00
Would you like to become a naturalised citizen of the People's Republic of Trumptonshire?Citizenship brings you the following benefits:- 1. You get a certificate 2. See 1. This rather lovely A4 size certificate is issued to anyone who believes in Trumpton Values and has the necessary funds available to bribe Mr Mayor and Mr Troop. It has no legal status in International Law, but when you look at it on your wall it will give you a warm and fuzzy feeling of pride that you have contributed to the drinks cabinet of a starving satirist. 

Comic Postage

£2.50
UK postage for The Brexit Comic.

Designing Stuff

£299.00
I do drawings for a living, sometimes with a pencil and paints more often with a mouse and a computer. My books and social media accounts get a chunk of designery time every day and I do them for love (and royalties). To get my attention on your project you’ll need to pay me a few quid (which I will probably spend on drugs and alcohol). I specialise in coming up with unique designs that are smart, funny and beautiful – their simplicity will hopefully belie the frustrating hours of creative thinking it takes to come up with them. I’ve...

Hail to the Pier (Print)

£35.00
This image of the West Pier was taken on Boxing Day 2017 just before I was pelted by a short but painful hailstorm. The clouds are a dramatic backdrop to the pier and the sea is fizzing with light. This is a 30cm x 30xm canvas print with rolled edges (the image continues on the sides) - the print is stretched over a wooden frame and can either be hung directly or displayed in a deep frame. We laminate the canvas surface for the ultimate protection. No cracking, water resistant, cleanable, scratchproof and UV protection for up to 200 years....

Hove & Brightone (Print)

£45.00
There are many things that make Brighton & Hove seafront special, one of the simple things that pleases me greatly is the way the railings change colour at the border between the two original towns. These 320mm x 488mm canvas prints stretched over a 20mm wooden frame pay tribute to the people that decided each town should have it's own green and the people that made the classic Pantone sheets. Sold as a pair.

I Love You ... I Know (Print)

£29.00
The classic line from my favourite sci-fi movie series.Printed on canvas and stretched over a 20mm deep frame this 300mm x 300mm print can be framed or hung as it is.

Ideas

£299.00
Sometimes what you need is a good idea, for a brand, a campaign or a promotion, people say I’m good at this – and less good and project managing their creation. It’s not consultancy, because that’s what accountants do, and it involves writing long reports and stuff, no it’s more inspiration, realised in graphics or film or a PowerPoint that takes your objective and transforms it into a solid feeling thing that you can deliver yourself. There is no trick to coming up with ideas – you are full of them yourself, what I charge you for here is helping...

It's Hove, Actually (Print)

£50.00
According to Wikipedia the phrase "Hove, actually" can be explained thus: A well-known reply by residents of Hove, usually humorous, when asked if they live in Brighton is "Hove, actually" thus maintaining a distinction with their less genteel neighbour.[15] One source has identified the locally resident actor Laurence Olivier (who lived in Brighton) as the origin of the phrase.[16] In the 1990s the Hove borough council used the slogan "Hove, Actually" to promote the town for tourism.[17] This image, created mainly because I wasted a morning building one of the famous Hove beach huts, deals with the fact that even some residents don't know...

Mike&Scrabble

£9.99
There are many wise, practical, and academic books that explore the relationship between pets and their owners; Mike&Scrabble is not one of them. Instead, this picture book for adults gives an insight into the mind of a dog who has acquired a slightly damaged human, and sets about trying to train him. Mike&Scrabble's simple illustrations and one-line observations were originally designed by Mike, despite what Scrabble says, as posts for Twitter and Facebook, to joke about becoming a dog owner. The posts gathered a following of loyal fans, mainly dog owners (about 90%), mainly women (about 55%), and mostly English...

Mike&Scrabble Comic

£4.00
The Mike&Scrabble Comic is here!  8 pages of jokes, stories and dog fun plus a pull-out and keep poster of one of our favourite pictures. You can subscribe to the comic and get a copy every month as it grows (in pages and numbers)By buying the Mike&Scrabble comic you are helping Mike keep drawing his cartoons - the ones we share on Facebook and Twitter - and you are keeping me (Scrabble) in tasty chicken based snacks - for which I thank you x   (Issue One ships end of March)  

Mike&Scrabble Commissions (Print)

£249.00
We've been asked to do commissions for a number of fans of Mike&Scrabble, and now you can order your own, unique drawing of you and your canine friend. Here's how it works: 1. Place your order, and pay. 1. Send me a few of pictures of your dog, and let me know his/her breed. 2. Send a good selfie of yourself (or the person you want in the print), so I can see hairline etc - facing straight at the camera ideally and a photo of you wearing the clothes you'd like to be drawn in - it helps people see...

Mike&Scrabble Two Book Set (signed)

£19.99
The perfect gift for anyone with a downstairs loo! Buy both Mike&Scrabble books and get a free signature on them from Mike (the tall one in the pictures) Mike&ScrabbleThere are many wise, practical, and academic books that explore the relationship between pets and their owners; Mike&Scrabble is not one of them. Instead, this picture book for adults gives an insight into the mind of a dog who has acquired a slightly damaged human, and sets about trying to train him. Mike&Scrabble's simple illustrations and one-line observations were originally designed by Mike, despite what Scrabble says, as posts for Twitter and...

Mike&ScrabbleToo

£9.99
The relationship between dogs and humans has been evolving for tens of thousands of years, but it was only when Scrabble began writing about this from a dog's perspective that humans realised the true nature of their 'Best Friend' status. You could read an academic guide to understanding this friendship, and you probably should, but you should also flick through the thoughtful, insightful and funny thoughts of this rather clever dog. Mike&ScrabbleToo is the difficult second album or the awkward sequel to Mike&Scrabble. It represents the collected posts and tweets of our dynamic duo from the summer of 2016 to...

Mr Trump Goes To Washington Book

£9.99
In 2016, much to his and the rest of the world s surprise, Donald Trump was elected President of the United States of America. This is the story, told in pictures so that he can read it himself, of how he got there, and when Mr Trump went to Washington. All of Mr Trump s friends, and bad hombres, feature in the book from Mr Putin and Mrs Clinton (is she locked up, yet?) to Mr Bannon and Mr Obama (#NotAmerican). The illustrations for the book are in stunning 3D (well, they're in 3D), and their cuteness belies the cutting...

New Palace Pier Tower (Print)

£75.00£95.00
The Palace Pier in Brighton has a new sign this year, so I've redesigned my image, known as Brighton Pier to many is an iconic memory of Brighton, I created this image from memory not from pictures, so it's not accurate but reminiscent. A 600mm x 600mm print on canvas wrapped around a pine frame that is 20mm deep.