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#Resist (Print)

£40.00
Based on a rather famous role that the late and lovely Carrie Fisher played, I did this image in support of the women who have and will stand up to Donald Trump. Sci-fi, politics and a beautiful print - what more could you want.Printed on canvas and stretched over a 20mm deep frame this 300mm x 300mm print can be framed or hung as it is.

2019 Mike&Scrabble Calendar

£9.99
I wasn't going to do a calendar this year until I asked my Mum what she wanted for Christmas and she asked for one - so I thought I'd do a limited edition version with my new 3D versions of Me, Scrabble, Boots (the cat) and Flush (the fish). It will feature all 12 months, each with its own page full of days (30 on some, 31 on others and one with a pesky 28). Printed in Brighton (at the end of my road) on high quality, writable paper and bound with a springy binder the calendar will be 220mm square...

500 Miles - The Proclaimers- Beatone Print

£42.00
Like most of you, I know all the words to 500 Miles by the Proclaimers, but I still don't know what "haver up" means - though I can guess  Beatones are a series of LP sized prints featuring iconic musicians and one of their iconic lyrics that'll make you hum a tune every time you look at them. 31.5cm x 31.5cm printed on stretched canvas over a wooden frame.  

ABC - The Jackson 5 - Beatone Print

£42.00
  There was a time when Michael Jackson had no baggage except his talent, this song was the high point in that period. "A B C it's easy, it's like counting up to 3 sing a simple melody that's how easy love can be"  Beatones are a series of LP sized prints featuring iconic musicians and one of their iconic lyrics that'll make you hum a tune every time you look at them. 31.5cm x 31.5cm printed on stretched canvas over a wooden frame.  

All Dogs - Mike&Scrabble A6 Greeting Card

£2.99
A high-quality A6 greeting card featuring the adorable Scrabble and some friends on Brighton beach. Comes packed in a plastic sleeve with an envelope. Price excludes postage

Baby Pug - Mike&Scrabble A6 Greeting Card

£2.99
A high-quality A6 greeting card featuring the adorable baby pug image from Mike&Scrabble. Comes packed in a plastic sleeve with an envelope.   Price excludes postage

Ballard of Freda and Barry - Victoria Wood - Beatone Print

£42.00
  I love this lyric and this song, when Victoria died recently I drew this image as a tribute and it became very popular. "Not bleakly, Not meekly. Beat me on the bottom with a Woman's Weekly. Let's do it! Let's do it tonight!."   Beatones are a series of LP sized prints featuring iconic musicians and one of their iconic lyrics that'll make you hum a tune every time you look at them. 31.5cm x 31.5cm printed on stretched canvas over a wooden frame.  

Bins of Brighton & Hove (Print)

£40.00
The main thing you see on the see front of my city are bins, this is a collection of some of my favourites Bins of Brighton&HovePhotographCanvas print 30cm x 30xm

Born in the USA - Bruce Springsteen - Beatone Print

£42.00
  Once you realise this song is not about how great America is, it gets 10 times better. " Born down in a dead man's townThe first kick I took was when I hit the groundEnd up like a dog that's been beat too much'Til you spend half your life just covering up Born in the U.S.AI was born in the U.S.AI was born in the U.S.ABorn in the U.S.A"   Beatones are a series of LP sized prints featuring iconic musicians and one of their iconic lyrics that'll make you hum a tune every time you look at them. 31.5cm x...

Brighton Gold Canvas (Print)

£70.00
This is the first print in a series called 'Brighton Gold' a surreal combination of some of the iconic attractions of Brighton (and Hove) presented on a golden background with a frame printed as part of the canvas. Available in two sizes (50cm x 50cm and 75cm x 75cm) and printed on a wrapped canvas 3.8cm deep, stretched over a wooden frame.    

Bring me sunshine - Morecambe and Wise - Beatone Print

£42.00
  If you were alive in the 1970s and had access to a TV you will remember this song and it will make you smile. "Bring me sunshine, in your smile, bring me laughter, all the while"  Beatones are a series of LP sized prints featuring iconic musicians and one of their iconic lyrics that'll make you hum a tune every time you look at them. 31.5cm x 31.5cm printed on stretched canvas over a wooden frame.  

C3P0-R2D2- Movietone Print

£42.00
In 1977 I was 10. The world was drab and had just come out of a period of monochrome. I queued around the block to see Star Wars, then I went again and again and I still feel like I am 10 every time I go to see a new Star Wars movie. These robots are very British and that's why we love them.   Movietones are a series of prints featuring iconic characters from film and TV and one of their iconic lines that'll make you imagine the scene from your favourite movie. 31.5cm x 31.5cm printed on stretched canvas over...

Call-out Fee

£49.99
Meetings are always lovely, but when you sell your days in chunks of hours sometimes they become expensive. Last week I called an expert electrician to arrange for him to come and repair my doorbell, he let me know his expertise cost £50 for a call-out fee, so I decided to emulate him and charge a call-out fee for meetings. What you get for that is a couple of hours over a cup of coffee, where we’ll chat about you and your work, discuss the thing you want solving and postulate some ideas.

Careless Whisper - George Michael - Beatone Print

£42.00
  I used to try and look like George, then I realised only George could look like he did.   "I'm never gonna dance againGuilty feet have got no rhythmThough it's easy to pretendI know you're not a fool"   Beatones are a series of LP sized prints featuring iconic musicians and one of their iconic lyrics that'll make you hum a tune every time you look at them. 31.5cm x 31.5cm printed on stretched canvas over a wooden frame.  

Carry That Weight - The Beatles - Beatone Print

£42.00
  I have 159 favourite Beatles tracks, this is one of them and this image proves that Paul McCartney is dead.  Beatones are a series of LP sized prints featuring iconic musicians and one of their iconic lyrics that'll make you hum a tune every time you look at them. 31.5cm x 31.5cm printed on stretched canvas over a wooden frame.  

Certificate of Naturalisation (Print)

£8.00
Would you like to become a naturalised citizen of the People's Republic of Trumptonshire?Citizenship brings you the following benefits:- 1. You get a certificate 2. See 1. This rather lovely A4 size certificate is issued to anyone who believes in Trumpton Values and has the necessary funds available to bribe Mr Mayor and Mr Troop. It has no legal status in International Law, but when you look at it on your wall it will give you a warm and fuzzy feeling of pride that you have contributed to the drinks cabinet of a starving satirist. 

Changes - David Bowie - Beatone Print

£42.00
  Bowie's ability to change with every album, every appearance, every film and every decade of his career is inspiration. "Ch-ch-changesThere's gonna have to be a different manTime may change meBut I can't trace time"   Beatones are a series of LP sized prints featuring iconic musicians and one of their iconic lyrics that'll make you hum a tune every time you look at them. 31.5cm x 31.5cm printed on stretched canvas over a wooden frame.  

Comic Postage

£2.50
UK postage for The Brexit Comic.

Designing Stuff

£299.00
I do drawings for a living, sometimes with a pencil and paints more often with a mouse and a computer. My books and social media accounts get a chunk of designery time every day and I do them for love (and royalties). To get my attention on your project you’ll need to pay me a few quid (which I will probably spend on drugs and alcohol). I specialise in coming up with unique designs that are smart, funny and beautiful – their simplicity will hopefully belie the frustrating hours of creative thinking it takes to come up with them. I’ve...

Fly Me to The Moon - Frank Sinatra - Beatone Print

£42.00
 There is nothing about the Sinatra years that I don't love, the clothes, the style, the music, the lifestyle, the gangsters and the political bribery, the lot.  "Once I get you up there, where the air is rarefied, we'll just glide starry-eyed" Beatones are a series of LP sized prints featuring iconic musicians and one of their iconic lyrics that'll make you hum a tune every time you look at them. 31.5cm x 31.5cm printed on stretched canvas over a wooden frame.  

Hail to the Pier (Print)

£35.00
This image of the West Pier was taken on Boxing Day 2017 just before I was pelted by a short but painful hailstorm. The clouds are a dramatic backdrop to the pier and the sea is fizzing with light. This is a 30cm x 30xm canvas print with rolled edges (the image continues on the sides) - the print is stretched over a wooden frame and can either be hung directly or displayed in a deep frame. We laminate the canvas surface for the ultimate protection. No cracking, water resistant, cleanable, scratchproof and UV protection for up to 200 years....

Happiness - Ken Dodd - Beatone Print

£42.00
  Not many of the people we remember fondly from 1970s TV have kept their reputation, Ken Dodd will always be pure entertainment " Happiness, Happiness, the greatest gift that I possess, I thank the lord I've been blessed with more than my share o happiness"  Beatones are a series of LP sized prints featuring iconic musicians and one of their iconic lyrics that'll make you hum a tune every time you look at them. 31.5cm x 31.5cm printed on stretched canvas over a wooden frame.  

Happy - Pharrell Williams - Beatone Print

£42.00
  You cannot hear this song without singing along, walking with a swagger and smiling - I defy you to try "Because I'm happyClap along if you feel like happiness is the truth"   Beatones are a series of LP sized prints featuring iconic musicians and one of their iconic lyrics that'll make you hum a tune every time you look at them. 31.5cm x 31.5cm printed on stretched canvas over a wooden frame.  

Have a good day - Mike&Scrabble Print

£42.00
"Every 24 hours you get anotherchance to have a good day" I made this image after I'd had a couple of bad days and decided the best way to have a good day was to just get up expecting one to happen - and it did. It didn't make the bad days go away, but it certainly improved a Monday for me. I've turned it into a 33cm x 33cm x 2cm print on stretched canvas because someone asked me to.